SOME AMUSING DEFINITIONS :
SUB-CONTRACTOR - A gambler who
never gets to shuffle, cut or deal.
TENDER SUBMISSION - A poker
game in which the losing hand wins.
TENDER SUM - A wild guess
carried out to two decimal places
SUCCESSFUL TENDERER - A
contractor who is wondering what he left out.
ARCHITECT'S ESTIMATE - The
cost of construction in heaven.
MANAGEMENT CONTRACT - The
technique of losing your shirt under perfect control.
COMPLETION DATE - The point at
which liquidated damages begin.
LIQUIDATED DAMAGES - A penalty
for failing to achieve the impossible.
QUANTITY SURVEYORS - People
who go in after the war is lost and bayonet the wounded.
LAWYERS - People who go in
after the Quantity Surveyors and strip the bodies.